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Sunday, June 28, 2009
You only go down on a woman when she wears panties? Are you kidding me!?
Written by... Call me Mr. Oh! at 2:41 PM
I get told this by guys WAY more often than I should.
I like to think I am an understanding and patient guy. Today, however, I reached my tether. If I counted correctly, today was the 11th time I have been contacted by a reader that feels compelled to let me know the only way they will go down on a woman is if she wears panties. I can only think that they have never given a woman oral sex.
As I see it, if a woman has already had a guy go down on her (the right way), I can't imagine that she would be all too excited for some ignorant guy saying, "No, no. Leave your panties on. I don't do it that way." If I was a woman I would tell the guy, "No, no. Leave your tongue in your mouth. I don't do it that way." Then I'd proceed to send him on his way.
So to you guys that say you go down on women but only lick her panties, I have news for you. You don't go down on women after all. You just lick linens.
For those of you guys out there that haven't yet gone down on a woman but intend to only do it while she wears panties, save your efforts and don't. In most cases, if you try to pull that sort of thing, you probably won't make it any further and will leave with some seriously blue balls.
As my ol grand pappy used to tell me, "If you're going to do something, do it right. Don't half ass it." I really don't have an ol grand pappy but I'm sure if I did and he had half a brain, that's what he would tell me.
And for the record, it isn't that I think that probing a girl's love palette through her silk pantaloons is wrong, it just isn't cunnilingus - it's called foreplay.
Congratulations to all of you guys that actually have a concept of the basics. I applaud you.
Mr. Oh
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If the chick is in a skirt, a very short one, just to intice you to suck her, and you really want to, how do you go about it. Like undress her first, or move her skirt up from belowa bit, kiss her there with the panties, and..
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