The Oral Oh!

Yes, Mr. Oh! just got some mind blowing oral sex from his girlfriend.

It was out of this world. Am I a lucky guy? Some say yes. But today, I'm just a happy ol birthday boy getting some amazing sex for the next 24 hours as I see fit. Girlfriends orders ;)

Life is good. Sex is good. And even today, my favorite position is the infamous 69. Jealous? You should be. I'm getting some... But now it is your turn. Go out and lay your lady friend down and lick her till she cums so excitedly, she remembers you for the rest of her life.

Love, peace, sex grease, and lube,

-Mr. Oh!

But wait, there's more!

Did you really think I would forget to give you an awesome tidbit about oral on my birthday? OF COURSE NOT! On my birthday there is nothing I think about more than how to have even more mind blowing sex than the previous year.

So here's to my fans of The Oral Oh!

This is the secret move that is just about guaranteed to get your girl to scream, moan, quiver, and shake. It is so secretly kept, that I may just get stabbed by the female race by leaking such a sexually crippling secret to the male race.

Are you ready?

SLIP A FINGER IN HER BUM!

Yes, yes, I just said it. For those of you that are like, "woa, seriously?" My answer is damn straight buddy.

Here's why. Some women need to concentrate in order to reach an orgasm through oral. Some don't, but in my experience, it takes some sort of concentration to get off most of the time. The key is to take their mind off "wanting" to get off and pull them to it.

This is done mostly by taking control of their pleasure and eliminating their need to focus on it. When you take a woman's body out of their typical comfort range for the first time, this takes their mind from a orgasm focused mental state to a new and exciting, exploration type mindset.

Think about how it felt the first time you had a woman's lips on your man rod. How ridiculously exciting was that? It was new and out of this world pleasurable (unless somehow she did it horribly wrong, in that case think about the firs time you were inside a woman).

Well that is the sensation you need to give her! Make sure she's comfortable with it either by placing your finger on her little starfish and see if she objects. If she moans a little bit with excitement, then you're golden my friend.

But please... Make sure she's showered, clean, and has a less likely chance of feeling self conscious about it. Otherwise she's not going to be more open about it. I also suggest giving this a try only on a woman that comes off really freaky or you know her well enough to know she's into trying new things.

The little trick is once you're finger is about knuckle deep, slightly place pressure towards her tummy. THEN LICK, LICK, LICK IT MY FRIENDS!

Mix this little technique into the skills you've already acquired through this blog and your previous experience and it is sure to take her to orgasm heaven.

So once again, adios my friends of the Oh!

-Mr. Oh!

PS- If you are a nice person, feel free to wish me a happy birthday. ;) It was a pleasure to spend a part of it with you.