You only go down on a woman when she wears panties? Are you kidding me!?

I get told this by guys WAY more often than I should.

I like to think I am an understanding and patient guy.  Today, however, I reached my tether.  If I counted correctly, today was the 11th time I have been contacted by a reader that feels compelled to let me know the only way they will go down on a woman is if she wears panties.  I can only think that they have never given a woman oral sex.  

As I see it, if a woman has already had a guy go down on her (the right way), I can't imagine that she would be all too excited for some ignorant guy saying, "No, no.  Leave your panties on.  I don't do it that way."  If I was a woman I would tell the guy, "No, no.  Leave your tongue in your mouth.  I don't do it that way."  Then I'd proceed to send him on his way.

So to you guys that say you go down on women but only lick her panties, I have news for you.  You don't go down on women after all.  You just lick linens.  

For those of you guys out there that haven't yet gone down on a woman but intend to only do it while she wears panties, save your efforts and don't.  In most cases, if you try to pull that sort of thing, you probably won't make it any further and will leave with some seriously blue balls.

As my ol grand pappy used to tell me, "If you're going to do something, do it right.  Don't half ass it."  I really don't have an ol grand pappy but I'm sure if I did and he had half a brain, that's what he would tell me.  

And for the record, it isn't that I think that probing a girl's love palette through her silk pantaloons is wrong, it just isn't cunnilingus - it's called foreplay. 

Congratulations to all of you guys that actually have a concept of the basics.  I applaud you.

Mr. Oh

"Go Easy. Not so much pressure" Have you heard this while going down on your girlfriend?

If you've had your partner tell you to go easy on her when you're going down on her sweet Va Jay Jay, you should probably start listening... Really, I mean it.

This even happens to me sometimes! We'll be toiling around with an insane heated passion and I tongue trot my way downtown to begin revving up her engine (not going directly for the clitoris). So I'm kissing around, "accidentally" brushing my tongue against her clit and she has now been teased, primed, and the ignition is a go!

The moment isn't so hot as to require aggressive and over excited pressure and sucking, which should only be done in special moments of over excited and over the top wild sex. So I begin to slowly apply pressure to the reaching clitoris with my tongue and give a few flicks here and there. Then she tells me, "Go easy baby, just a little softer." I think, "she just told ME that? ME?! And already?! I'm always gentle and receptive," leaving me a bit confused due to the already extremely light pressure I had been using.

(By the way, this kind of woman is a keeper in most cases. She'll tell you exactly how she likes it, then you can work towards mastering her playing field, then add your own little twists and tricks to send her over the top and leave that lasting impression.)

So I'm sure many of you guys have been in this situation. Whether you are crazy when you go down and think that applying as much tongue pressure as a power washer is a good thing, or you really do take a cautious approach to how much pressure you apply to the clitoris. It can be a bit frustrating and sometimes a mood kill. Even when you think you are going extra slow and light, yet she still tells you to tone it down a little, make sure to head her calls.

One thing to really remember when going down on a woman is that the clitoris is just like a condensed penis. I know that can be a gross interpretation but it is exactly accurate. Think about all the pleasure spots you have on your man-rod all packed into one quarter inch diameter - this is exactly what it is like for women! We love the fact that any ol' touching will send her into some sort of a pleasure stream of excitement and wetness. They are more receptive to you touching the one little spot than you are when they touch yours.

So as an example, when I was with this particular woman, I had to completely tone it down. What I thought was the most subtle of touch just sent her through the roof. You may be tempted to go in there full cocked and ready to go but take it easy. If that is the way she likes it, then give it to her. You do want her to love having you down there don't you? Otherwise why would you be here getting a few extra pointers now and then - because you care!

After about 4 minutes of extremely light, light, light touching, she instructed me to get back to my master touch and she was sent into orgasmic oblivion. By the way... the build up of soft touching excitement made her squirt without any penetration. It even shocked her. So sometimes you just need to change up your gameplan. Every woman is different and it is your job to master the art - so get to it!

Keep on caring my friends and continue to nurture your love of licking Va Jay Jay.

-Mr. Oh!

I want to know what you have questions with

I apologize for not posting in the past few weeks. I have been rather busy with a few other projects and I have been ever so sorrowful that I've neglected my one true love: oral sex.

So this post is not really a post at all, it is more like a open discussion forum where by leaving a comment, you can ask me questions and I'll give you my best, most honest advice.

Ladies wondering how to get your significant other to perform better? Ask me.

Wondering why he doesn't want to go down anymore?

Guys wondering how to improve or maybe you've miss-read a physical sign from your partner you'd like to ask about? I'm your guy.

Just shoot me any questions you may have through the comments section at the bottom and I'd be more than happy to help. Plus it may just give me motivation to start writing posts again ;)

Thanks for all you loyal followers! Can't wait to hear from you.

-Mr. Oh!

The Orgasmic Child Birth

You won't believe this... But maybe you will: Women can have natural, orgasmic births. Crazy right? It's possible and I've got the ABC video special to prove it!

And I will honestly say I am not the first to find this. I'm borrowing this topic post from my good friend Mosa at www.PrettyPleaseMe.com.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm elated at the fact that it could be possible. No one really deserves to be in pain. After a while of contemplating the ideals of this process which are focus, preparation, and proper redirection of pain, I think this is definitely possible. I am a firm believer in the fact that our minds are much stronger than we think they are. Through meditation we can accomplish anything.

Here is the ABC report but make sure to reply with your thoughts on this miraculous feat.

How to put on lube without looking like a dork

So you've made the choice to use lube with your partner.

Either you're hung like a horse, not exciting her properly, or you go for days. Whatever reason you need lube, putting it on can be either a fun experience or an awkward one. But it's usually up to you, the guy, to handle the lube business.

And to make things even more confusing, if you use the POINTLESS yours + mine lube from KY then you've got twice the work ahead of you.

Here are your options for lube application using KY or any other lube that is out there these days... How about we make this a quiz?

How would you apply lube?

A. Squirt straight from the bottle onto her vulva.
B. Place the lube on your manhood and leave her dry.
C. Place some lube in your hand and apply to your shaft and apply a tiny bit on your finger to sensually apply it to your partner.
D. Only apply a little to your finger and sensually apply it to her woman parts.

Comment to reply with how you think it should be done!

But in all reality you should have chosen C. You don't want to just leave her dry even if you've applied lube to your shaft. And by applying some to her, you can better prepare her vulva for the excitement to come.

And in case you decide to give KY's yours+mine lube, you'll have to utilize option C in order to make it work. But please don't squirt the bottle on her. You really only need a little bit. Use too much and you'll lose that special friction of penetrating her. In my personal opinion, there really isn't any "magical" difference from using any ordinary lube in terms of sensation. There are plenty of lubes out there that offer that special tingle. KY yours+mine can hardly even manage that task.

A waste of money in my opinion.

But go out there and have some great fucking my friends! Get creative and make sure you're not killing the mood by squirting lube all over her.

-Mr. Oh!

PS. KY yours+mine is not edible so don't try it. ;)

Welcome FeedBurners!

I had to say hello to my FeedBurner viewers.

After this weekend I'll be more committed to my writing. I have a lot of new ideas and lessons to come. So be ready to check that rss reader. Talk to you soon folks!

In the meantime, your assignment for the weekend is to lick pussy 3 times and always go for the Oh!

Happy licking,

Mr. Oh!

For Those Of Us That Want Oral Sex

Most of us wish that our partner would give us oral sex.

And this is a problem if our partner doesn't. Maybe right now you're in love and you can look past a partner's lack of luster about giving you oral sex. All the power to you! If the love is there, sometimes you can look past a few things in the bedroom. I can't but good for you...

But in case you don't have a partner or you're ready for a new one, I've come up with a nice little "Oral Oh" solution all wrapped up in a little package for you. Are you ready?

I am pleased to announce a new way to find a partner that is EAGER AS A BEAVER TO GIVE YOU ORAL SEX!

www.OralSexDaters.com

Oral Sex Daters is a new premier site with a goal of connecting people who ENJOY giving oral sex. 69ers UNITE!

Expect your partner to be just as much of a fan of the 69 position as you? - You bet! This is the place to find that perfect match.

So you're not into giving oral but you expect to receive? - You'll find someone who is OK with just giving.

Enjoy giving oral but not necessary for your partner to reciprocate? - You should hang out with the personality above!

Needless to say, this dating site is the place to go for those that are a fan of cunnilingus in one way or another. Find your oral match and enjoy the sex in your relationship. This is a new site but I'm confident as the word gets out that people will flock to it like a pirate to gold.

Enjoy Oral Sex Daters and enjoy oral sex again.

Best of luck and licking,

Mr. Oh!

I LOVE BIRTHDAY SEX!

Yes, Mr. Oh! just got some mind blowing oral sex from his girlfriend.

It was out of this world. Am I a lucky guy? Some say yes. But today, I'm just a happy ol birthday boy getting some amazing sex for the next 24 hours as I see fit. Girlfriends orders ;)

Life is good. Sex is good. And even today, my favorite position is the infamous 69. Jealous? You should be. I'm getting some... But now it is your turn. Go out and lay your lady friend down and lick her till she cums so excitedly, she remembers you for the rest of her life.

Love, peace, sex grease, and lube,

-Mr. Oh!

But wait, there's more!

Did you really think I would forget to give you an awesome tidbit about oral on my birthday? OF COURSE NOT! On my birthday there is nothing I think about more than how to have even more mind blowing sex than the previous year.

So here's to my fans of The Oral Oh!

This is the secret move that is just about guaranteed to get your girl to scream, moan, quiver, and shake. It is so secretly kept, that I may just get stabbed by the female race by leaking such a sexually crippling secret to the male race.

Are you ready?

SLIP A FINGER IN HER BUM!

Yes, yes, I just said it. For those of you that are like, "woa, seriously?" My answer is damn straight buddy.

Here's why. Some women need to concentrate in order to reach an orgasm through oral. Some don't, but in my experience, it takes some sort of concentration to get off most of the time. The key is to take their mind off "wanting" to get off and pull them to it.

This is done mostly by taking control of their pleasure and eliminating their need to focus on it. When you take a woman's body out of their typical comfort range for the first time, this takes their mind from a orgasm focused mental state to a new and exciting, exploration type mindset.

Think about how it felt the first time you had a woman's lips on your man rod. How ridiculously exciting was that? It was new and out of this world pleasurable (unless somehow she did it horribly wrong, in that case think about the firs time you were inside a woman).

Well that is the sensation you need to give her! Make sure she's comfortable with it either by placing your finger on her little starfish and see if she objects. If she moans a little bit with excitement, then you're golden my friend.

But please... Make sure she's showered, clean, and has a less likely chance of feeling self conscious about it. Otherwise she's not going to be more open about it. I also suggest giving this a try only on a woman that comes off really freaky or you know her well enough to know she's into trying new things.

The little trick is once you're finger is about knuckle deep, slightly place pressure towards her tummy. THEN LICK, LICK, LICK IT MY FRIENDS!

Mix this little technique into the skills you've already acquired through this blog and your previous experience and it is sure to take her to orgasm heaven.

So once again, adios my friends of the Oh!

-Mr. Oh!

PS- If you are a nice person, feel free to wish me a happy birthday. ;) It was a pleasure to spend a part of it with you.